tori

i'm actually more of a miller low life

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS MAN IS THE STARTING QUARTERBACK FOR A SUPER BOWL TEAM:
https://t.co/iLiElxcAPJ

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

With the Series being 2-2, Game 5 is very important. Whichever team wins takes control of the Series!

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Humpy has been humanely euthanized

[tori @vctrmllr]

@Mariners Girl

[zach @zachleft]

I AM CALLING ON ALL GODS AND SPIRITUAL BEINGS TO HEAL OUR BEAUTIFUL STRONG AND BLESSED ACE BRYAN WOO. A GRANDER PURPOSE AWAITS HIM (PLAYOFFS) AND THIS DIVINE PILGRIMAGE CANNOT AND SHALL NOT BE DERAILED

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🧢 REPOST TO WIN 🧢

Hit that repost button for a chance to be a part of our "Tip of the Cap” – including 2 tickets to Saturday’s Fan Appreciation Night and the opportunity to receive a player's cap on the field after the game! #TridentsUp

[griffin @linenandcurIs]

being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical

[Joe Veyera @JoeVeyera]

hey (with the intention of talking about cal raleigh)

[َ @ungodlywests]

SOMEONE GIVE AMAYA A G*N!!!!!

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Sources say: Go Ms

[trash jones @jzux]

new pope said diet coke is fine and god likes it actually

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

bro last night was a recession indicator

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Paying our respects on Earth Day

[𝒴𝑒𝓁𝒾’𝓈 𝐵𝑜𝓃𝑔 @yelichfans]

November: I miss baseball
December: I miss baseball
January: I miss baseball
February: I miss baseball
Most of March: I miss baseball
Tomorrow: fuck this umpire

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Reading the JFK files to see if I’m mentioned in there at all

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… dalee 🍀😉

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore