Ian

📊🧑‍💻✍️ • profile picture: @ conchagzaera on instagram RIP • allergic to tylenol • 2000 election denier 🇺🇸 • he/him

[Ian @veevyo]

how it feels waiting for the IT guy to come put in his password so i can install SQL server

[Ian @veevyo]

I renounce this tweet. I found out about the loyalty card

[Ian @veevyo]

i love woke but you will NOT catch my ass at a Wegman’s. do i look like im made of money

[Ian @veevyo]

@GarbageAtTW @Return2Nihil i think they use wix templates as a big part of their dataset because a lot of these just look like default wix templates

[Ian @veevyo]

@SpeltICUP

[Ian @veevyo]

@ZoeFnaf the first time i got high i was at this crazy lady’s house n she told me “the gummy was actually just candy, the ‘high’ is placebo.” i tasted the weed on my tongue but still believed her because i was high and i was tripping tf out over that idea

[Ian @veevyo]

@Mados7Mohamed @votehub People vote differently on different things. We can safely assume a few Trump supporters voted for Malone. The median voter is less partisan than you think.

[Ian @veevyo]

@richiealicea @WashProbs Petty differences such as: should we deport legal immigrants with valid green cards, should we fully gut the federal government and dismantle the DOE, should women have access to lifesaving prenatal care if it means the fetus is at risk… just inconsequential things! (sarcasm)

[Ian @veevyo]

@warandnoise @DriveAngry2011 this is a great shitpost my friend

[Ian @veevyo]

@juniorkingpp lowk tobacco has a much more consistent scent, weed smells different depending on what strain and where it was grown. i’ve smelled weed that honestly smelled ok and i’ve also smelled disgusting weed smell, but cigs smell like cigs with then only differences being brand/flavoring

[Ian @veevyo]

@MelonieMac showing cleave and getting tattoos is also a sin 💞 show up or grow up!

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@flyosity @agraybee “baylor” ain’t that what i put cardboard into when i worked at best buy?

[Ian @veevyo]

@OutOnAnIsland idk man. queens is rapidly turning red and yet her constituents keep voting her in every time. basically she’s reaching the middle very well and maybe it’s a good idea to let her stick to what works

[Ian @veevyo]

@TheDanPeters @uncledoomer I think if you’re unable to enjoy the social experience of watching TV even when it’s not perfectly handcrafted to your tastes, you’re not nearly as smart as you believe yourself to be. EQ and all that

[Ian @veevyo]

@BenStiller @vocalcry HI BEN STILLER!!!!! Severance is fantastic, don’t listen to the haters

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@ThomBrady5 if you have one of these it means you own LAND which is much more impressive than the size of your house 🤷

[Ian @veevyo]

@MidwestRealist @jentayIor “men prefer nonfiction” except fantasy, sci-fi, westerns, etc……..

[Ian @veevyo]

it’s my birthday so i bought myself a present #y2k #algorewon2000

[Ian @veevyo]

@WeaponizedSmirk @lesboytism No— you can’t prove a trans person who committed suicide did so due to transition regret unless they explicitly say so before they die. That figure is primarily inflated due to oppression leading to depression, but also: people kill themselves a lot, for many reasons.

[Ian @veevyo]

@Punished_Jess i will never be ok again

[Ian @veevyo]

@Pianopella @KristyT barring medical issues e.g. insomnia, being sleep deprived is a choice. go to sleep earlier before your flights

[Ian @veevyo]

@barkbahlmerg @DeadlessHick @uncledoomer idk if you’ve seen the show. all of the character motivations are extremely clear: mark wants to know what happened to his missing wife, helly wants to escape the superhell she’s trapped in, dylan wants to know his own wife and children, irv wants to be loved…. etc