Sir Veggie Kray

Most ppl think I'm just an idiot with Internet access. But I'm just here to sprinkle sunshine on your sad mundane existence

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Oops someone's gonna be in a bit of bother

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Coppers have been at the flat upstairs for about an hour now trying to break the door in. Banging, drilling, sawing. It's all gone quiet. I don't know if they've finally got in or if they've given up 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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@BuildsByKB I think it's a few factors tbh. Problems with the training ground, the pitch hasn't always been as good as it should be. Plus, how many times have we signed players with the tag "reyt player if we can keep him fit". We signed quite a few of them this summer

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@Spazzzie Pretty sure the doctors will all ready know through your medical records

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@TeaTramRussia Politicians world wide are liars and in it for themselves.

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@LoonyLobster @AvonandsomerRob All this proves is that we don't need to import dirty raping peados. We've got plenty of our own

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@UtterNonSpence2 Yeah, I'd have booked the night off if it was a league game. But not for Jersey Mike. I bet his burgers aren't as nice as mine either 😂

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@OwlsExtra I feel sorry for Burstow. He was just starting to get going and now he's out

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@DeepLeaksHQ I have no desire to read the the files. I don't need to see the details to know how depraved they are. They can shove the files up their arse. Releasing the files without making any proper arrests is like a fuck you to the public imo. They know what's been done, let's see justice

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@JoeBangles11 James is 100% too embarrassed to tell you is favourite cheese is Dairylea triangles

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@Dem_Blayards @swfc @JerseyMikesTpy Nowt to do wi thee piggy. Keep thi snout out

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@FcJarvo 2 games, 2 league 2 clubs, 2 losses. Bring back Pederson, he had these kids beating Leeds 😏

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@DonnaLouise1212 As English as you and me apparently according to some 🤣🤣

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@MattJohno1989 Im still gutted we didn't win that game. We deserved to win it

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@TheWedWhisper In thought Fusire was on international duty 🤔

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@TheWedWhisper Trueman, Palmer, Grainger and Weaver. There's your 4 ,right there

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@thevoteuk Depends what you have on your Christmas dinner. If its just basic and the turkey is cheaper enough. Then probably. It usually the turkey, pigs in blankets and posh stuffing thay costs

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@KingBobIIV I can't remember the last form I filled in that gave the option of White English. It's always British

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@Cat5SMASHICANE Looks like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is the only car we can trust to not go changing on us 😏

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@AAnon55 No good if its not followed by arrests