Vei Chong

filmmaker/comedy machine
chef at Tapow Toronto

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Predicting that season 2 of the Queen's Gambit is going to have Beth play against a computer lol

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in a way, jiu jitsu is like human origami

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Spoiler alert: conspiracy theorists are the ones who actually built the pyramids

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Taking bus in small town
Everybody to driver : thank you
Taking bus in toronto
Everybody: i stab you

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unpopular opinion: people who think ai portraits are cool have never done a notable thing in their lives

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the way of water is also how everyone's bladder feels after watching avatar 2

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some people have kids but i have 5 hard drives on my desktop computer help! no porn i swear.

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leaving all group chats with a mass good bye message before i live in the wilderness

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In 2014 19.46% of headlines was clickbait
In 2015 23.73% of headlines was clickbait.
In 2023 ?

The internet is the new garbage dump

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the guy who invented pop ups is back with notifications i think

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I want graham hancock to be right so badly but i wanna kill myself every time he says prehistory

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10 am greyhound: leaves at 10:02
11 am greyhound: 11:24 am bus driver still in bed dreaming of formula one

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Words that trigger slackers #001 - accountable

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Who actually named their cat Mr Wiggles?

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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Cp24: yo lets start the day with a murder

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Newsflash! 90% of the internet is garbage. Everything you have ever made goes into the pile as well.

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free speedy wifi is the killer of creativity

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Entering England and seeing signs saying you are now leaving the European Union

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Million dollar idea : washroom freshener that smells like food

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Every app that is subscription based blows. That's how you know the future sucks we don't even own our programs anymore.