Jessica Roberts

Jess. Silly Sock Collector. Food Lover. Internet Addict. Useless List Creator.

[Always @Always]

We all fail and that's a good thing! Failures are fuel to keep growing, Keep Going #LikeAGirl. https://t.co/x65BSibZtg

[Paul @FrenulumBreve]

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before.
INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

When you've got a ton of work to do by Derek, and it's already quarter to Linda:

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

Best get walking
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#itscold #snowing #kendal #kendalmountainfestival #outdoors… https://t.co/G6KbODCZ22

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

#Kendalmountainfestival aka the North Face catalogue 😂

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

She was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize, the first person to be awarded two, and remains… https://t.co/kV8tpjbBme

[Spaced @Spaced_Cowboy00]

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

@megabusuk eeek a whole hour! I'll jump on the train. thanks for letting me know

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

@megabusuk do you know when the 11.35 megabus from Bham Hill Street to Bristol will be turning up? I have a plane to catch!

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

"Catherine, you don't have to leave, you're not trespassing" #myscientologymovie #louistheroux… https://t.co/5GagEtceos

[Katie Loewy 👻 @SweetestCyanide]

I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding the fabric of the universe together, but *gestures broadly at everything*

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

My bum hurts https://t.co/AO6kZ2CuHD

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

Sourdough Starter 101 https://t.co/2EwtOFFdA0 via @fedupanddrunk

[Fed Up and Drunk @fedupanddrunk]

Collab between The Balmoral and Mark Beaumont results in exciting new menu https://t.co/7E5g2VviUB on @bloglovin

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

Today we explored Clifton Rocks Railway as part of #opendoorsday. #Bristol #railway #carriage… https://t.co/1yqHiL8Kph

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

BUILDING INSPECTOR: what's this called
DARTH VADER: the death—
[inspector's eyes look up from his clipboard]
DARTH VADER: uh the health star

[Jessica Roberts @velmatron]

I need a VR #vr