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[velvey @velveybrown]

@Nigella_Lawson what do we think miss Nigella

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

At a weed store you can say, “I want something to help me sleep that won’t make me wonder if my back door is unlocked,” and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, “Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?”

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

8 year old me trying to make my homemade pirate map look older by using teabags

[Jewish History @HistoricalJW]

The last Jews in Yemen, 1983.

[𝐚𝗺𝐲𝐣𝐚𝐝𝐞 @amy_jadee]

Being this shocked at a 12 hour shift and then going on a podcast to say “we all have the same 24 hours” is actually embarassing.

[Alex Foster @f0steralex]

🚨 #FindHarvey 🚨

Truly heartbreaking, awful awful news. A JustGiving page has been opened in honour of the blazing, glorious person that Harvey was. The money raised will go to charities that would be close to Harvey’s heart.

Thank you to everyone who shared and helped 🧡🧡🧡

[Jewish History @HistoricalJW]

Young Jewish man, Morocco, circa 1900’s.

[🇵🇸 - BECOME UNGOVERNABLE @livwynter]

3 ppl slapped my a$$ at the club WHILST I was on stage at NYE! I will never get over how shocking peoples entitlement to femme bodies is, especially if they are performing! This outfit is not an invitation! Don’t touch me w/o consent! This is a queer space dont make me fight you!

[Richard Shepard @SaltyShep]

4 THE LOST DAUGHTER I’m still haunted by this film, weeks after seeing it. That fact alone is worth savoring. But there’s so much at play here— Maggie Gyllenhaal’s mysterious, turbulent Greek set drama is subtle, smart and deeply impactful. Olivia Colman leads a great cast.

[catherine @rectangulrhalos]

gorgeous gorgeous girls wrote a short story in secondary school that terrified their teacher

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

forgot to scan my clubcard so I spent £18.40

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Me after getting fingered in my friends kitchen while she pisses the bed:

[Dionne Grant @DionneGrant]

Harvey Parker is STILL missing two weeks after leaving Heaven nightclub in Charing Cross, London, at 2.15am on December 17.

Police searched the river near Golden Jubilee Bridge, but there were no reports of the 20-year-old being found.

Any info: @LambethMPS | Ref 21MIS039522

[Francesca Gilbert @cescagilbert01]

Harvey is still missing. It is so important what we keep sharing & don’t let this campaign slow down.

[Steven Kavuma @_StevenKavuma]

Please keep sharing!!