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WARBOX coming soon!

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

Steps to making a great product:

1. Identify this guy's voice in your head

2. Make a convenient workaround for the "uhm ackshully" he's talking about

3. Add some good branding

[Pete Koomen @koomen]

It turns out this guy was just 20 years ahead of his time

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

Measure none, cut one, job done

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@achingkneejoint Of course its Coogee

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

You watch a lot of stuff
You can't keep it all in one place
You could open 20 tabs and run out of ram
You could save a yt playlist, but you'd miss the livestreams on twitch

It's not doomscrolling to just want rolling entertainment in the background!

That's where Channeler comes in: https://t.co/1GsBmKh7MX

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

Luck is the reward for hard work

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@sam_battenally Off to Cyprus we go then

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@buildwtim The first time I ever left documentation behind me to detail an obscure process, I felt stupid because everyone else knew how to do it. When someone thanked me for writing it out within a week, I never looked back and have left behind handy guides ever since

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

The ADHD is kicking in again. I should build a karting sim

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

One of PHP's best features has to be the array append operator: $my_array[] = whatever

so easy that I keep wishing other languages had it

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@contrasortem kinda tweet that should be preceded by "translated from Japanese"

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

12 browser tabs open? A watchlist that keeps growing? Can't keep up with the streaming schedule?

It's because you haven't dragged it onto Channeler!

https://t.co/Wfu7L9zt7N

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

"Life is unfair" = loser advice
"Life isn't all sunshine and rainbows" = loser advice

Someone who thinks life is unfair is admitting that they haven't bothered stacking it in their favour, they're on the bottom of the pile. It can't be universally unfair, they just suck at it

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

We got so close to building a mini datacenter in the office. So close. But then I asked the terminal question, "What are we going to use this for again?"

[Digital Spaceport @gospaceport]

You can just turn a garage into a mini datacenter. This was a 1 week project if you have carpentry skills.

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@NickButBarely More like skint eastwood

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

gonna be really honest, I don't even know what vercel does and at this point I'm afraid to ask

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@danellisona Not even gonna take me on a date first?

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@themopinomicon It's apple flavoured and he gets 1 (one) lick of it per day

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@FrontierBDesign All those differences, but in the end you're both sitting in the same lobby bar. A mclaren and a toyota both get you to the same place

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

Stop scrolling. Start watching.

Don't doomscroll through the algorithm - Build your own TV channel, press play, done.

https://t.co/Wfu7L9zt7N

[Vendel Systems @vendelsystems]

@RobGuerra90 @theseoguy_ It's gotta be @htmx_org