gibbs

cool guy

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I don't like when the hot sauce name is crass... Show some decorum

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

A toddler wearing a shirt that says
Cookies &
Candy &
Ice Cream &
Juice.

[Max Spero @max_spero_]

You're "solving unemployment" by spamming job applications with AI slop?

Welcome to SF. Congratulations on finding a negative externality to abuse for profit.

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he looks like the gray alien my dad shot in the foyer when I was 12

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

coworker music
corworker music
hmm, thats a best friend song
3rd cousin music
this is a song my dentist would like
local crossing guard music
mayor music
mayor music
coworker music

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Political polarisation is good because every bipartisan issue is "how can we *RAPE* and *TORTURE* citizens more effectively"

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

"Babe, let's not argue right now. We can do it later over the phone when I'm on the train"

[Cincinnatus🏗️🚊🏙️🇺🇦 @Cincinnatus56]

Every time these guys talk about empathy it’s somehow always for the anti-social asshole who is jerking off in front of you or using drugs or harassing people and never for the people using transit as intended who are just trying to get work.

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

Holy shit. The more you look the better it gets

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

This is what I mean when I say Silicon Valley is cooked. This guy doesn't understand that a 96% accurate plagiarism detection platform is totally and completely useless.

[Joshua Bailey @JoshuaBailey184]

"Chinese cars are filled with spyware and will drive American car companies bankrupt!"

Meanwhile at Ford:

[evil duck @ohmygodwhatwhy]

i cannot accept ARFID as a real mental illness i’m so sorry it’s time to grow up

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's got writer's block