Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D.

big gelatin ball slowly rolling towards the abyss | nervous, performance anxiety

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

Ya'll ever think about how Marianne Williamson should be president

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Goodnight, sweet prince. 🫡

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

my roman empire is safety dance

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

This is absolutely what I would look like if I ever had a pass thrown to me.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

There is currently a space on Twitter with 1.15 million listners.

The host appears to be a bot.

Majority of the listeners are seemingly bots.

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

@therealLarrance yes

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

On my 4th safety dance today and it's not even noon

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

what the actual fuck is this

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

3 innocent college students were just executed, 5 more are fighting for their lives in critical condition, and an entire community is in shambles.

Let’s throw it to @nytmay for an update on Larry Nassar.

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I keep seeing screenshots and clips like this

[Dr. Sad Spaghetti, M.D. @verycoolsquid]

@MAnderson1715 shoulda stopped at the semis my guy