Victoria Clark

Michigan Law School '22 Georgetown University '19

[🌺caulksIeeve 🌺 @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[Teresa Sheffield @Terfleaza]

I love when I have to say my pet’s last name at the vet. It’s like yeah that’s right, this is my HEIR

[Victoria Clark @vic5280]

Can’t trust those AI overviews

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Pasta when you forget to stir it for 30 seconds

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

cyclops when he meets a genie:

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Me: Want some trail mix?

Him: That’s just peanut butter m&m’s and some ibuprofen.

Me: It’s homemade.

[ravn @mfnravn]

aye when i say bed bath & beyond just know i mean bath & body works

[relentless matriarch✨ @lieutenantbitch]

no hayley williams it ain’t fun

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

that before bed motivation be crazy like damn ima change the world tomorrow then you wake up with a change of heart like nah mamdani got it

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

reacting to my doordashed taco bell order the way lucille bluth reacts to gene parmesan

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

looking that the DVDs on the bottom shelf at the thrift store

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.