vicky 🦋

hairstylist ⚡️ virgo 🌿 elijahs mom 🤍

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Me after saying I didn’t wanna go

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

ariana madix on love island tonight

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Girl dads:

Do not bring little girls into the men's room. We do not want little girls exposed to adult, male genitals.

You are welcome to bring your girl(s) into the women's restroom.

Just give a knock, say you're a girl dad coming in, and you'll be fine.

[zdk ❣️ @zoyazdk]

I fear the UK love island is so much better than the US this year.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

A toddler leaning all their body weight onto one tiny elbow in your chest is easily one of the top 3 worst pains known to mankind.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[TJ Bongiorno @TJ_Bongiorno]

My son is 2.5 yrs old almost to the day and if I’m being honest I would freeze time forever right now if I could

This age has to be the peak experience for a parent

Everything is exciting

Everything is funny

Unlimited energy & curiosity

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Bravo @BravoTV]

ru la la hallelujah
but it is ma hallelujah
crackers and a fig hallelujah
ill ruin your life hallelujah
is rose wine hallelujah
ashley crying hallelujah
nosy rosie hallelujah
#RHORI hallelujah

[mau @rllydu]

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Paige Desorbo

[low yield lucy @picotop]

does anyone know when the tax deadline for girls is?

[Rayen @rayengroves]

People should be nicer to pregnant and postpartum moms. That’s the tweet

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[tori 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @doritenholm]

I love Schitt’s Creek for many reasons but mostly because it poses the question of “what if you had a gay son AND a thot daughter?”

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Out: this is going to ruin the tour

In: Carl’s a mess

[m @pumptinis]

everybody who’s starting summer house this week due to the drama is going to shit their pants when they see erika kirk

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The older I get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don't fill me in, i don't want to know anything about anyone

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Being sad as a mom is so humbling like mid breakdown I gotta wipe somebody ass. 🫩

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

don’t forget to put that pillow between your legs when you go to sleep