victoria miller

i don’t give a fuck, but my anxiety does

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

Just reached for my water and nearly took a sip of my baby’s bottle lmao #momlife

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

As if I needed Spotify to tell me I listen to the same 5 songs all year long

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when the scholastic book fair open? i ain’t have the bread for it back then but i can go crazy now

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@kelllicopter I wake up from a 10 hour sleep and immediately take a couch nap 😴

[The Pottle Centre @ThePottleCentre]

@JohnRiche We would love a donation anytime of the year! We have operated since 1980, we receive $ 97000 a year in operating funds and we spent 0% on advertising therefore we are a bit of a secret! A social centre for adults living with mental health issues and addictions!

[♡ @betelreloaded]

My idea of budgeting is just finding a better paying job

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

Why does bacon have so much shrinkage when you fry it? 🥓

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@lorilydialove I once read an article about someone who was a beard person and there turned out to be a giant spider hiding under the beard…. So since then I’m a mullet person and idc if it’s an unpopular opinion, it’s just fucking ass wipe so who cares

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

It’s 2022 and my water isn’t SAFE enough for me, a pregnant woman, to shower in…. WHY

[☔ @Whotfismick]

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@lanadeltorbay Da pearl

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@maggiecareen Lack of sleep, increased stress, dehydration or some combination of the 3?

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@NewfieScumbag When you brick breaker too hard

[That one chick from the internet @PrisonCookies]

Recent data shows your girlfriend is more likely to decide where to eat before the CDC decides on a protocol

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

@maggiecareen Watch the doc antle version

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

If i didn't text you "happy new year" we still cool, i'm just lazy

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

My New Years resolution is to give birth without dying. Happy baby year yall. 🥳

[victoria miller @vicmillerrr]

My only new year resolution

[jc denton @majiinbooty]

Havent tested positive for covid but did test positive for being a pretty cool guy aha