Victoria Henry

Impatience personified. Climbing, miniatures, environment stuff.

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@DANIELPEMBERTON Oh my god pembo!! 😭 Fashion icon

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@beansaladpod I have waaay too many pictures of rhinos mating saved on my computer 😙

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@thestarboretum Shall we get a sharing bucket? For the table? Oh go on then! (Text me so I have your number again)

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@thestarboretum Yes! (New phone, all contacts/messages gone, turns out when you angrily select 'never back up' it never backs up?)

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@thestarboretum Every single one of these WILL involve a forceful jet of toothpaste to the eye. What's wrong with a big dippin' bucket?

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@thestarboretum You know the nozzle would get encrustulated in one corner and the pump action would shoot a jet of toothpaste in the craziest direction (source: bottle of hand sani that does this?

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

For real, who, WHO is buying a pregnancy test from an airport vending machine?! Aspirational levels of messiness

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@hex @Sarah_Woolley Hmmm I wonder if Barbie is also playing at IMAX. Hide in the toilets and see the second one for free

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@Sarah_Woolley @hex (I'm hyped for the movie!)

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@hex Honestly kind of a dream day out for me. I will bring the EMF detector and dowsing rod

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

@hex https://t.co/5DJukRN8k3 oh please let it be one of these annoyatron clones. Also please invite me to the hunt!

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

I haven't read the article but I've got a slinky which once had a single twist in it, and which through "fixing" now has hundreds of twists, that I believe can defeat this theory

[Quanta Magazine @QuantaMagazine]

A mathematical approach called absorption uses fragments of structure to soak up errors. “It’s almost like you’re trying to put a carpet in the corner. It pops up somewhere else, and you push it, and somehow, after 20 pushes, the carpet is just flat.” https://t.co/jZTNaGlDWq

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

UNREAL how loud this fire is in leytonstone! Can hear it almost a mile away!

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

God I loved reading this. Too accurate too funny too awful. Unless you’re my landlord, in which case, I hated reading this please don’t raise the rent again I love you https://t.co/0XGoz3JWK4

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

What if you're using it to cradle the mountain of slightly stale leftover pastries you were allowed to take after the board had their meeting

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Person walking around office cradling an open laptop is super leadership material.

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

Good to know I wasn't the only one who went in their loft on NYE and had a wasp encounter!

[David Trent @mistertrent]

MY WIFE JUST GOT STUNG IN HER HAND BY A WASP IN THE LOFT. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERUONE.

[Ukraine Solidarity Project @SolidarityUKR]

BREAKING: @RedBull doesn’t want anyone talking about how they’re still operating in Putin’s Russia (other companies like Pepsi and Coca-Cola have pulled their drinks). So we came to their HQ in Austria to launch a new, honest Red Bull advertising campaign for them 😉

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

Finally, I feel seen

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

A good amount of Twitter is like:

Yes, I’m a leftist. Yes, I want to live in a collective communal society where we all take care of each other. No, I don’t want to ever interact with another human and I perceive all human interaction as an oppressive threat. We exist.

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

😘

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

I’m relieved they managed to get to the gift shop first. Priorities.

[Victoria Henry @victohenry]

The Amazon question-and-answer section on bubble wrap products is legendary