Whoever came up with this deserves a standing ovation. 😂😂😂
“Stop the bungs” with Count Binface standing on the beach while Nigel Farage rows away in a boat full of cash… satire doesn’t get much better than this.
I JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN CONDEMNING THE FOLLOWING NATIONS: THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN, THE JAPANESE REPUBLIC OF ISLAM, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF NARNIA, THE REFLECTING POOL NATION OF ALGAE-RIA, AND THE DONALD TRUMP REPUBLIC OF DUMBODIA & TACOSTAN.
Very good point @Jeremy_Hunt … I remember leaving my house with my daughter (then 8) and being filmed as we walked down the road. “Don’t worry” shouted a TV Cameraman “we’re rolling you from waist up so she’s not in shot.” “How is she supposed to know that?” At times we had cameras outside 24 hours a day. My sons got hassled and pushed. Annoying at times. But whether we like it or not part of being a controversial political figure. Farage’s kids could walk down any street with nobody having a clue who they are. As it should be if they don’t want to be in the public eye. But his pathetic whine yesterday brought to mind the saying about heat and kitchens. As for being the most attacked politicians of modern times never forget that Jo Cox was murdered during Brexit campaign which he then said was won “without a shot being fired.” Finally - the claim that his car was mobbed and written off by fifty thugs. Yeah, and he didn’t tell the cops or claim insurance (presumably part or the establishment) and none of the 50 phone obsessed yobs filmed it. A chancer and a grifter and he is being found out. Finally. Ps latest @RestIsPolitics discusses
Last week I spoke at a rally about the problem of deliberate disinformation in sections of the UK corporate press. Neatly, the rally was reported in the Sunday Telegraph in an article full deliberate disinformation. https://t.co/JUDsoXfFUD
I’ll save you some time on Donald Trump’s Fourth of July speech:
• We can’t let Iran have a nuclear weapon.
• Did you know “dumb” is spelled with a B?
• I’ve aced four cognitive tests.
• The ballroom.
• Joe Biden.
• I know more about anything than anyone.
• The fake news.
• Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
• Weird moaning fake barbell curls.
• We are hottest country in the world.
• People are walking around with no arms and no legs.
• Tariffs.
• Communists
• Affordability is a democrat hoax.
• Sir… stories that never happened.
• Crowd sizes.
• Algae in the Reflecting Pool.
• Nobody’s ever seen anything like it.
Am I missing anything?