It's a day to recognize the ground-breakers, interpreters and providers of landmarks. Thank you for your service to the community surveyors! Happy Global Surveyors' Day!
#GlobalSurveyorsDay
The more you chase her, the more she’ll resist. Instead, make her chase you. Grab her purse and run. Don’t look back. Keep running. If she’s serious about you, she’ll catch up. If she doesn’t, you have cash. Win win.
That awkward moment when you try kiss her but she says no it's too soon, so you call your witch Dr when you get home and she gets hits by a bus the next day, survives, marries the operating surgeon and you die of leprosy alone at age 97.
Sending "hi" then keeping quiet is a mental illness. You are a danger to others and must be apprehended, incarcerated and thrown into a bowl of 100°C cooking oil for 2397 years.
..in my humble opinion.