Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿

she/her | captive maternal | Lucille Clifton type | everyday something has tried to kill me and has failed, mostly a lurking acct

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

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[Alex @alexxmalloy]

i was on chappell’s side even when i thought she told the kid to fuck off

[yousef @burstcardamom]

phone died on train so i closed my eyes and watched Mulholland Drive in my mind. pretty sure that was Lynch's intended format

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

Thinking of Elmer Fudd as a senator still wearing that hunting hat. Very Fetterman-coded.

[von @NowhereVon]

let my little brother on my pc and he deleted my sims 4 save file

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

we slightly changed the configuration of how we sit on the couch and my cat is now boycotting sitting on us all. she’s doing a sit out sit in.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

In honor of Dolly’s dedication to literacy, stop saying “casted.”

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

a certain pharmacy cheated me out of $5 on a return and after talking to an unrelentingly rude agent for almost 30 min, i hung up bc i realized i can just steal the equivalent they owe me next time im in there.

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

i know the final act of #coyotevsacme landed poorly w/ some kids, but mine was amused anytime john cena was on screen so like idk very much a "it depends" situation.

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

MAPPA got an old Italian pedophile mafia don aura farming like he Hisoka in #bananafish they need to be stopped

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Florence Pugh, Mike Faist and Christopher Abbott in ‘EAST OF EDEN’

Premiering October 1 on Netflix.

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

dying of an overdose in the company of a man who has abused you for years is still an ipv death in my view

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

@Maxisntheree the costuming in that movie is incredible. i have it on blu ray it is that serious.

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

@occult_sandwich if he didn’t say “computah “ first then it doesn’t work. don’t worry.

[chairmanmeowing @chairmanmeowing]

there are actual bangers on bluesky what

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

One of the cruelest things poverty takes from you is the freedom to make mistakes. Every decision has to work.

[Jeremy Loffredo @loffredojeremy]

The main criticism of AOC’s backtracking on her “wokeness” assumes that she is censoring her more radical opinions in order to be accepted by the establishment. I have a much more cynical view of celebrity politicians. I believe she espoused those politics because they were useful to advancing her career. Now that her career requires her to distance herself from those positions, she is doing that instead. The advancement of her career is her ideology. The same way democrats are critizing Israel right now. They can't advance their career otherwise.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Thrilling For Her: Mom Just Learned Some Super Sad News That She Gets To Tell Everyone

https://t.co/jo6zAbvL9s

[Max Keeble’s Little Red Book📿 @vimtoheaux]

@alonaonline this was the first CD i owned! bought it at suncoast. kc & jo jo's through heaven's eyes was also so so good.

[this barbie is a libra @SZNOFGLASS]

trying to shop at tj maxx or marshall’s will really help u save money bc u can find 2 things u like then look at the line and decide u really dont need it that bad