Robert Vineyard

Internet Karma Police

[Robert Vineyard @vin_sec]

@lvrsnfrndsfest I have a VIP ticket. Are there any areas to sit down in the shade? Thanks!

[Evan Morikawa @E0M]

.@github will now give you security alerts on your dependency graph! @mijuhan at @githubuniverse

[Tim Berners-Lee @timberners_lee]

#NetNeutrality allowed me to invent the web without having to ask for permission. Let's keep the internet open! https://t.co/EFahwkEBnS

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher @HayekandHockey]

Old Twitter vs New Twitter

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF

[Lane R @laneransom]

I didn't make this one but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #covfefe

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

when you move ssh to a different port

[NOISEY @NoiseyMusic]

New York congressman Hakeem Jeffries paid tribute to Biggie Smalls on the house floor https://t.co/3Zsu2TcSHB

[Robert Vineyard @vin_sec]

#Alexa, are you connected to the CIA? https://t.co/XpYUEmbBuM

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

If Kid Rock runs as Republican Senator from Michigan Eminem should run against him as a Democrat and the debates should be freestyle.

[TrumpDBA @TrumpDBA]

I've just signed an executive order eliminating foreign keys from databases forever. Use AMERICAN KEYS instead! ACTION!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let's Make America Smart Again.

[Antonio Perić-Mažar @antonioperic]

Did you know that #bmw cars are using #php?

[Dr. Anton Chuvakin @anton_chuvakin]

"Yes, we have alert filtering; we tell the analyst to close their eyes when the false positive come up" :-)

[Parisa Tabriz @laparisa]

I guess this was bound to happen.

[Robert Vineyard @vin_sec]

Just landed in Houston. Getting excited about #DayForNight! https://t.co/HW6zDsIYJk

[Robert Vineyard @vin_sec]

Shit just got real: Obama Warns Russia That "We Can Do Stuff To You" https://t.co/2ShdKQ8gBY

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

How do they discover artificial flavoring
"Okay Jen, you try the dimorphous hydrozine"
"What are you doing on the floor, Jen! Not nap time!"