Jeanette Gentner

Dear Guys, Be careful what you say. Always remember: A girl never forgets.

[Jeanette Gentner @VincentMakeda]

NO, you don't have "haters". People just don't like you. Get over yourself.

[Tiffany Miller @CharlotteOstler]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Dorothy Morton @AngelPerlin]

Our Sears closed. Our Kmart closed. Our JCPenney might close. I'm running out of places to shoplift.

[Rita Matthews @BlountErna]

Women vs men http://t.co/vnj2W1P668

[Krista Navarro @bozeman_f]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Jeanette Gentner @VincentMakeda]

This gecko is more photogenic than you http://t.co/QUCFK5Pjh1

[Jeanette Gentner @VincentMakeda]

why didnt i have this

[Dana Johnson @CollardElinor]

i only check my voicemail to get rid of that annoying little icon.

[Shameka Martinez @MinnieSpivey]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Jeanette Gentner @VincentMakeda]

owned