rumpelstiltskin

surprisingly white

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@heinouschink It’s pronounced “goddess”

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@indica_pgh BIDEN announces America is breaking the Dayton accords restarting the Bosnian war

Yes! Dayton getting the recognition it deserves

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@indica_pgh ...

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@jeffie_101 Cum

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BREAKING: during a routine cleaning of the Oval Office this what the bottom of the resolute desk looked like

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@atticusmuller Cum

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I’m sorry for my next tweet

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@icedoutomnitrix He’s not supposed to be there

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@Dadiescummies You vacuumed your house for your mom?

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@heinouschink Is this in rankings of who to kill first or who could take the others in a fight?

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@indica_pgh I’ve been tweeting bangers and this is the first one you like

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I mean hell, if James harden twerked on me I’d play better basketball

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@TonsOTeds Damn teddy

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@twobigmeat Some dude was an obvious troll, although I’m a wolf in sheep’s clothing, and he was talking about Jacobs feet. So I asked if he could be kicked and then everyone else started calling him a pedo and he left

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Quarantine life update: I’ve been added to a Jacob sartorious stan account group chat with Jacob himself. In the first hour I’ve gotten someone kicked. I am the beast I worship

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@PepitoTheCat Quick jaunt

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@Dadiescummies @arcteryxcargos Oh these pants...they’re meant to be shit stained

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I was just accidentally added to “the squad” group chat and AOC is ranking the best twinks of the US and I’m number 9?!?! Uhhhh I’m starting to think this wasn’t an accident