Pete Viertel (Parody)

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[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon from my role as an occasional poster who never paid much attention to the ads. I've already found myself a new role as a lurker on another website

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

Ed balls

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

Just thought I’d pop back on to confirm that Twitter is totally fucked now and hoo boy is it ever. just about everyone I care to hear from daily are doing just fine over on the fediverse. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

@stilgherrian I misread you as your at first and the mental picture formed was quite special

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

RT @SwiftOnSecurity: Redundancy is not without reliability cost.
Redundancy is complexity.
Redundancy has to be weighed – a simple outage a…

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

@stilgherrian I read “least successful daily soap” and my brain was screaming arcade before I read another word. Calling it a daily soap is too kind as it got axed so quickly nobody had a chance to think of it as daily

[wint @dril]

the list of white boy's with fat Dicks just dropped

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

for the orange fuckwit it says currently "Not followed by anyone you’re following" - and its going to stay that way

[Adam Liaw @adamliaw]

If Twitter dies come find me on Deliveroo.

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

Fuck around and find out eh Elon?

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

@IanColdwater Egyptian Eye. Sydney Australia.

[Darryl Mott @Abstruse]

The shot and the chaser.

[Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins]

Someone just brought this to my attention. I am getting absolutely bodied in the Online Thomas The Tank Engine community.

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

IT IS HERE! THE @SWEARCLOCK THAT TALKS INSIDE YOUR BROWSER! THROW AWAY YOUR CLOCKS, FOR THEY ARE OBSOLETE
https://t.co/tgjOC2UGBA

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– Twitter user
I want…
– an $8 verification icon appended to my display name
so that…
– I remain unverified

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

good plane that can still fly and also has engines that keep going after all the fuel tanks have ruptured #bondontuesday

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

guess because Q just rubbed his own fingers all over it he doesn't need to check the ring for fingerprints right? wrong! #bondontuesday

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

all the really depraved stuff needs to be described in german #bondontuesday

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

topolino. thats italian for mickey mouse. #bondontuesday

[Pete Viertel (Parody) @virtualpete]

a bit of mourning sex #bondontuesday