I’ve cried three times today from nice stuff my friends have texted me for my birthday, I’m either very emotional, very thankful for them, or both... it’s both, I love them 😭💕
me to a table: “hi how we doin?”
old lady at my table: “we’re not ready yet”
did i fuckin ask if you were ready linda? no. i asked you how the hell you were but now i don’t want to know. get your own iced tea