🔮 Trash Witch 🔮

I tried my first pb&j sandwich in november 2011 and my life has never been the same. 👽she/her👽 ig: @spookybokchoi

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Often times I feel like I am the bridge between the universally accepted "weird" and the depraved "weird"

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

At 31 I may have accomplished less than most but I sure know how to party

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Clinging to your bf during the mosh y/n?????

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Sorry to say it but playing music does make you hotter

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Wonderful power in the blood of the lamb

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Korn is officially dad rock

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

This was 3 years ago

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me they have a new rizzler and they test medicines on him

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

I miss when Lindsey Lohan had freckles

[Purr @BigPapaPurr]

Knew he wasn't a communist because he actually did something instead of starting another book club.

[matt @IraqWarLiker]

“Soup of the Day implies the existence of a Soup of the Night” no it fucking doesn’t. Give me your phone and wallet. I’m not fucking around

[wint @dril]

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Band name: vomit mop

[Kaitlyn Adams @Kait2lyn]

Costco CEO who loses his shit at even the suggestion of raising the hot dog price is the only one safe

[ELYSE 👁 TATTOOS @noodledead]

hot take: every tattoo, even those that you like, will eventually be a blob. the beauty is that they had the chance to age that much in the first place.

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Watching your fav coworker doing their job >>>>

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

I listened to good luck babe probably 4 times but chappell “defined my october” or whatever

[🔮 Trash Witch 🔮 @visaslut]

Charli xcx is #3 on everyones wrapped…. Curious