Светлана Куманинa

[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

Law remains long after justice flees.

[Виталий Торопцев @amig19942]

The human brain is a wonderous instrument. It starts working the

[Святослав Крымов @ooja951]

Welcome to the totally-automated, fully computerized world of the

[Loss Leandro @leandroarg]

It said "Insert disk #3", but only 2 will fit!

[Ефрем Шуенинов @mega_shueninov]

The sole reliable test of a first-rate intelligence is to hold two

[Евгений Хилиниченко @h1dofek70854813]

Bush says "No new taxes!", Clinton says, "No, NEW taxes!"

[Полина Анашкинa @AnashkinaLady]

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.

[Алексей Тузов @648fiki23531598]

basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who

[Kurfis Richárd @Rickirikk]

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

[Галина Алемпиевa @hexag071096]

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest

[초산 노정규 @rjg2000]

Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.

[Николай Анокин @str0necrew931]

...Smashing a pewfectwy goooood guitaw! Elmer Hyatt

[Всеслав Колтырин @acuda15101]

Life is a temporary assignment.

[Святослав Лавронов @labu53]

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

[Ольга Хворостовa @hvorostova1994]

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

[Лия Харинa @liya_kharina]

"Nobody listens unless you swear every other word." -- Kirk

[ryuhanna @twrhn12]

QUARKBAR - the candy with flavour and charm.

[Вероника Жидовиновa @veron1ka2010]

Features should be discovered, not documented!

[Виктор Журичев @viktor07092]

Not all the kookies are in the jar.

[Мила Тараруевa @MtararuevaA]

all they do is tell you why it isn't ?