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[rune sword @runesword1]

let’s play ‘fuck, marry, kill’ except it’s ‘kill, kill, kill’ and i’m covered in blood, gripping your head and screaming at your face

[sik @siksosik]

ignore my evil doppelgänger clone

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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sorry
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[Pop Base @PopBase]

A 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage:

“We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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someone put an apple on their head i’m trying to hit a crazy clip real quick
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[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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boooooo 👎🍅🍅
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[━ RYKER. @MISSlNGEYE]

no one. i have responsibilities. -_x

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

who’s keeping tabs on you?

[━ RYKER. @MISSlNGEYE]

wanna get drunk sooo bad. but it's a weekday. ugh.

[grim @Discount_Death]

theres too many guns to my head for various reasons

[ᵢₜ’ₛ ᴬᴮᴼᵁᵀ 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 @beyondmortalmen]

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❝ 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀, 𝙊𝙍 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙊𝙉 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏, 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘿𝙊, 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 ❞
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[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 𝓵𝑜𝚊͟𝔱𝚑e⃣ 𝓶𝑒̲. @_JACKRYDER]

⠀*̲⠀ ﹙𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀 𝐇𝐀﹚ .ᐟ　𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 .ᐣ　
⤷ THATS⠀ ݁ ⁎ ⠀ 𝘔𝘠 JOB .ᐟ ⧼🧪⁎ ݁ https://t.co/4Kmfg0URNX

[ᅠ⃰ᅠ𝐕 ͟͡—𝑖𖦹𝑙ₑⁿ͜𝑡ᅠ ݁ ͜𓃦̱ᅠ𝖂⌖̭͜ˡ𝖋.ᅠ⺌̲ @DEV0TEDW0LF]

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[𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗬 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗕 @EMPERORCOMATOSE]

𝚁𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎

⠀⠀ ❝ 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 .ᐟ ❞

⠀ ⠀⠀↳ project hail marys unwilling hero

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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do you want me to shoot them instead
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[𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐟 𝐢’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐞 @TYRATOURMALINE]

had a regular cancel on me last second do i shoot myself

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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[cabby @cabby]

Yeah dude yell and scream at me thats going to make your kid get up faster after getting hit by my car

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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3 AM: cross—legged in front of dryer in its boxers, flipping through a magazine. rest of the laundromat is a ghost town.
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[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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hey 😋
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[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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“good answer.” fingers replace instrument, wrinkling up knight’s suit within fist — * yanks him to follow behind. can’t leave behind the guy giving out history lessons in a funny costume. bad karma. “cops’ll be here soon. better get a move on.”
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[⏾ @LUNEQUES]

hands move up near instant, palms open in defense.

“ never saw you! don’t. . . even know your name———— “ that doesn’t matter right now, steven. “ swear on it. “

[⊹ 🦊 ˎ ˎ @vixdeceit]

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head tilts, considering hum resonating as it slowly surveys carnage. brains splattered over metal bat — “maybe.” drags it across pant leg, wiped clean.

“i play for paystubs.” barrel end jams against steven’s chest. “you never saw me here, got it?”
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[⏾ @LUNEQUES]

“ you make it sound rather crass. “ hands lower, gaze flicking off elsewhere before he gently places a fist into open palm. “ no, i wouldn’t say so———— i just think there’s other ways of dealing with a situation before settling for. . . well, playing god. “