Vernon Mauery

Terse.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

This is not the the worst picture of me.... 🤪

[Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds]

I dunno guys, AI art is pretty great

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@engineers_feed Is it just me, or do the symbols look like they are base 10?

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@rickriordan Our pasta-loving family would like to read a series following The Flying Spaghetti Monster, who is clearly Hephaestus' child (or at least creation). Then, FSM should meet up with Percy for some adventures.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

Scubabiking is the motorcycle of submarines.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@Twitter stop reminding me to turn on notifications. I turned then off because I DO NOT WANT THEM.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

Bonus points for adding angular momentum and Hawking radiation.

[Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary]

This is still an open problem: is it possible to create a Blackhole pattern in Conway's Game of Life that eats everything while leaving the region inside it empty?

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@TIME @BeyondMeat Thanks for coming up with an environmentally low-impact burger that tastes pretty good. Now please fix your egregious packaging that is still killing the planet.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

doing my part | https://t.co/A3Hao6feVi

[Bill Bramhall @BillBramhall]

Cartoon

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

The Glen Weldon tattoo on my right shoulder got jabbed today.

He was like, No biggie, Bruh. King of the Goddamn Weight Room and all...

[Glen Weldon @ghweldon]

Aquaman tattoo on my right shoulder took a jab to the face today. The first of two. Next one’s three weeks away.

He shook it off. King of the Seven Goddamn Seas and all.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

Nice stand. Happy I have one on my desk too.

[Alexey @choovick]

Wireless UHK stand achieved.

Demonstration video in the album: https://t.co/rm7oV5cVDR

@UltHackKeyboard #GotMyUHK

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@kc8apf @stbenjam https://t.co/11nLRHfvMS is my proposal. Getting it to be a standard is harder, but a de facto standard just requires community sign off.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

tfw you stack the courts with your cronies and then they reject your last desperate attempt to overturn the outcome of a an election that proclaimed you the loser. Oof. What a loser.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

In other quarrantine news, we just found the beginnings of a bird's nest in the flower wreath on our front door. I guess we don't get out that much any more. #birdsareassholes #StayHomeStaySafe

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@nasamuffin Follow. Must see how this ends.

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@ZachWeiner It turns out that driving is hard. Especially when you have to take into account other humans. Humans are bad drivers; how could we expect to train a computer to do something we can't even do well?

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

I found this pale ghost of George Washington in a bowl of coleslaw. @FacesPics

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

The Green Knight lives in Forest Park in Portland. @ZachWeiner

[Vernon Mauery @vmauery]

@BeTitanFit, your packaging is an abomination. So 👏 much 👏 styrofoam 👏. Follow the example of @RogueFitness here. They have recyclable packaging down to a science. #Recycle

[Daniel Dennett @danieldennett]

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