maarte mamí

ain't no twitter in Heaven

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

paraphrased subtitles… why would you do that… why.. why even do the subtitles if you’re not gonna… we need rules in society or everything falls into chaos

[🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍 @420mercymain69]

I can’t believe they’ve already invented a slur for robots.

[extended mix @djmusclemommy]

ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

[chase @_chase_____]

feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it

[Jaden @jaden]

I’m Falling Apart Gang I’m Not Gonna Lie

[nova @comfypill]

sorry i've been weird lately i'm going through some personal stuff that will continue forever

[໊ @user0000O0]

bitches be like “i’m gonna kms” and then their last tweet was 5 mins ago

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

[JP @jpbrammer]

I'm done getting rid of my tabs. I embrace excess. I will open a dozen more today. nothing matters

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

me when i jailbreak my neuralink chip

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Lol thanks for sending that meme, that shit would have hit so different back in 2012. Unfortunately I have since lost my innocence and sense of childlike wonder ,

[dizzy @rundizzy]

Does it get better no worries if not

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

[maarte mamí @vmnzn]

i was very loud n annoying before i became self aware and now i’m just anxious n depressed don’t know what’s worse