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[elton @eltoowavy]

i love Twitter because talking to yourself is normal

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absolutely

[✨4’7 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

Is it gáy if a man lick a dïłďo his girl pulled out her cöóchie??? 🤔🥴😅

[Craig Weiss @craigweiss]

foldable phones are a solution in search of a problem

[tasman @lildorothy_]

damn shawty the data doesn’t really support your hypothesis

[Strace @straceX]

Somehow a 100-line SQL query is considered unmaintainable, but splitting the same logic across five services and a message queue is considered architecture.

[celso @celsinhooooooo]

The way some ppl talk its as though you already resent the person you're imagining to be with

[Strace @straceX]

SQL injection is such an insane concept. You ask a stranger for their username and they give you instructions instead. Your database obeys them because they used the correct punctuation.

[elton @eltoowavy]

stay mysterious on instagram, yap on twitter

[nanda @nandpessoa]

tenho preconceito com quem não sabe usar git via linha de comando

[Monoculture Debatteur @NotADebacle]

Zero factor authentication

[Klaas @forgebitz]

i don't think tech people understand how little non-tech people care about tech

the average person does not have a basic understanding of how a computer works

the idea of everyone just prompting their own software is only for a small subset of people

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Lmfaoooooo

[189 @liljuuliet]

was showing my normie friends codex and how you can just make whatever you want and they literally didn’t give a fuck

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Oh he was definitely handsome

[LV ★ @LV2DIE4]

This boy told me he was 23 and I said “oh no you are a baby” and he said “and you baby food” LMFAOOOO ight now lil smooth ass nigga

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@ashokgelal 🌚

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anytime I read code from someone not on my core team I think it’s SHIT and untidy

[ag @ashokgelal]

"AI writes unreadable code" Tell me in my face that you used to enjoy reading someone else's code before AI. Come on, tell me.

[ag @ashokgelal]

"AI writes unreadable code" Tell me in my face that you used to enjoy reading someone else's code before AI. Come on, tell me.

[Kun Chen @kunchenguid]

you either die a developer, or live long enough to see yourself become sales & marketing

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🎯

[Daniel Glejzner @DanielGlejzner]

People are too lazy to cook for themselves, what are we even talking about with software

[Daniel Glejzner @DanielGlejzner]

People are too lazy to cook for themselves, what are we even talking about with software

[Andy Coenen @_coenen]

everybody’s going to build their own software just like everyone builds their own houses and cars