☆k4nvri°°

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

🗣️”unaendele aje ?”
Me: ni kunga’nga’na tu

[Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ @Smurf_Nita]

Nikauma burger nipate ni watermelon as a patty kuna mtu anaweza kula ngoto vibaya sana.

[Hell on Earth. @g_chantal7]

Can't wait to get my money up and start using words like 'saturday napeleka gari service', 'hii full tank ishaisha?', 'nitakucall nadrive sahi' shouting to other drivers 'ona huyu wazimu' 'cable iko kwa gari' 'nitakudrop' 'huko kuna parking?' 'funga belt' 🕯️🙏

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

Me high as shit doing whatever tf I want because life is a simulation and none of this is real anyways

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

Me when I hit the weed a lil too hard and just go nonverbal 🍃

[nimusolini 🧚🏿‍♀️ @nimuwithafatty]

Mi poosi is crazy lakini why are we forgetting the fact that this man was dating a minor as an adult. That's literally pedophilia

[cinnadoll🍒𖤐 @outa_heree]

Nobody's talking about mluo sociopath being a pedo...

[⚖️Preston🇰🇪 @pr3stonK]

Living Room, Mbona?😅

[Manuell🐦 @levimanue]

Naitana huku nje unadhani niko jokes, kuna mtu ashanikamua

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

I don't like stoners who are too into "weed culture". Mara hufai kupass blunt na side gani, hufai kuinhale sijui aje, hufai kufanya hii, hufai kufanya hii. Bro. Ni bangi. Not the fuckin magna carta.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Just taken a loan to buy this mirror.

I thought I looked like MJ lakini kumbe skai jackson? 🫢

[☆k4nvri°° @voidvxn]

@KatheuNzyimi Their chocolate caramel cake is undefeated though🫠

[tea in china @Towmiiee]

they sucked all of the sickle cell blood out of my body and filled me with AA blood and lowk I feel like crying a bit… like there’s no way this is how yall actually feel on a regular my body feels so lithe and supple… i can breathe… it didn’t hurt much when i stand omgggg 🥺😭

[Ywaya Tajiri @YwayaTajiri]

We attack at sunrise

[Alex @alex65971512]

One of the things I really wanna do one day is ululate mid argument that'd be funny asf

[captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪 @luhyaheat]

Sura yangu ina viraka 😭

[Makau @thelowkeyLebron]

Wdym “hairline inahepa harufu ya mdomo”
This app is not a real place as they always say!!

[🖤ciengah_joey🦋 @Ciengah]

Mzazi ata hajali body is matcha anasema tu umekonda you need to start eating more

[𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 @Smart_billions7]

stoners funny asf like wtf you mean you gotta smoke before you shower so the shower feels special 😭😭