Baron Von MonkeyTail

Became the first monkey to ride a bike from Kabul to the UK. Come from a broken home. As a consequence, I hate everything. Bitey.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@Ringweekends @melindiscott @macchinaclub I can flick poo. My campaign poster is here

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@Ringweekends @melindiscott @macchinaclub can any of you humans get me a slot on #BBCQT please? If I promise not to drop an F Bomb?

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@macchinaclub @Ringweekends @melindiscott fuck the police. And the Yids.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

Blah blah blah *monkey hiss*

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

He knows what I want for Christmas.

So if he's got any kind of decency he'll sort it.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

Probably not been a good monkey this year. So not expecting much from Santa.

He's a sack of shit anyway.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@spinal_track congratulations this weekend you lot.

Superb x

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

It's uncanny.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

Know which team I'll be doing this to @SM_02_013

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@SM_02_013 @macchinaclub 🙈

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@SM_02_013 @NotNowNancy @nathaliemcgloin @spinal_track @talansp @breibachracing @simonandrews51 @MM_RoR I'll get my human to sew something

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@SM_02_013 @NotNowNancy @nathaliemcgloin @spinal_track @talansp @breibachracing @simonandrews51 @MM_RoR Can I be undercover

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

I'm a monkey and I give no fucks.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

Late #TBT

That day I returned from K2K and the dog gave me a blowjob.

LOVE the old days

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

@PoshMonkeyLord I don't want to be tied by the restraints of association. I want to Break Free

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

From now on I'm a one monkey monkey. And that monkey is me. #LoneMonkey

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

I'm also going to burn my beard

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

I am unstitching my logo.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

Some days I wish people understood me.

But they don't. So I'll just stay on my own.

[Baron Von MonkeyTail @von_monkeytail]

I'm no longer a Mission Motorsport Monkey.

I'm now just a monkey. I support our soldiers not any particular charity.