Diana Voxerbrant

Verbal hand-grenades. Polish heart, Swedish mind and Londoner.

[Sultan Decorators @N10Decorator]

#FarrowandBall is awful. Read why. #paintbrand

https://t.co/TyON5KS1AY

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

God save me from the word toxins.

[Sultan Decorators @N10Decorator]

Thanks to everyone who took part the Sultan door competition a few months ago! This lovely North London family certainly got theirs upgraded. 💙 #londondecorator

[Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me]

Feeling sexy. Might make lasagna later.

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

Ah the joy in shutting down a judgy mum on Facebook with science and sarcasm.

[NorthLondonHour @NorthLondonHour]

Can we get some retweets please? #NorthLondon #NorthWestLondon #NorthLondonhour #London #UK
PLEASE HELP PLEASE SHARE
Jeremy has been missing for more than 24 hours now and we need your help in locating him. #missing #MissingPerson @missingpeople

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3]

Just once, I'd like for a guy to get turned on by my knife skills instead of terrified.

[That one chick from the internet @PrisonCookies]

If you shove the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys into your vagina and kegel 3 times you're a virgin again

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

@theotin1 😂

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

I’m a psycho. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Blissfully Meh @sir_shithead_I]

"I prefer tea over coffee"
-Psychos

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

@joescreenwriter Possibly!

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

@theotin1 Yay. I like the smell of coffee though.

[dugglebutt @dugglebutt]

Well, you tried and you failed. But the important thing is that you failed. Because that’s the what people will remember you for.

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

I got one of those too. Junior mansplainer in the making.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

interviewer: so, tell me about yourself

me: it's a reflexive, intensive pronoun of Middle English origin commonly employed for emphasis

interviewer: I think I'm looking at our new senior editor

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

@MamurphyMaureen @cvnelkin Lovely sting to this one.

[Maureen Murphy @MamurphyMaureen]

Wonderful poetry series from a local farmer in my DC region. A bit of beauty in some of America's darkest hours. @voxerbrant @eohigging @cvnelkin @trednyasdays

Wounded Wasp (28) https://t.co/aJgW4EmyT9

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Wife: bring an umbrella it’s raining.

Me: no, my phone says it’s not supposed to rain.

Wife: you’re literally getting rained on right now.

Me: *getting soaked* if it was raining I’m pretty sure my phone would say so.

[Diana Voxerbrant @voxerbrant]

@RGreenwoodDecor @Divergentmama I think us women for the men to take over the mental load. That for once we can just let go and not worry without everybody going hungry.