No one:
Californians:
“Dude”
“The 215”
“No yeah”
“Yeah no”
“Dude it’s not far, it’s only like 45 minutes away”
“Bruh”
“Dude”
“The 91”
“Is that a fucking straw?”
“Coachella?”
“Wow this gas is only 3.86”
“Dude”
“Bruh 75 is freezing”
I was walking through the gym and my headphones caught on a machine and ripped out and a guy with AirPods deadass looked at me and said “can’t relate.” are you kidding me