Alex Trebek

Frozen banana salesman/child. Lead-free since 06

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

I only feel alive when I’m listening to 80’s-tinged algorithm pop and biting my lip on the subway like some Gen Z actress named Cava Mackenzie in a movie called The Stars Are All We Have to Learn

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

i will sell this house today

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

Update: Some angry citizens climbed the building and knocked over the cup

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

The town voted to store all our water in this and now everyone’s sick

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

what came first, the earring or the loneliness?

[fromidable! @owenpallett]

Bowser, poster boy for the abolition of the monarchy

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

was music really bad this year or is pitchfork just staffed by seventeen year olds

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

sometimes the world is a cold, meaningless abyss and sometimes you hear Mobb Deep playing in a Town Shoes

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

@_MatthewBoomin_ @Griffles92

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

@nathanfielder so sick of these big corporations like Best Buy and Enron thinking that the rules don't apply to them.

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

@macklemore can you justify capitalism in three words or less?

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

anyone who claims that money can't buy happiness has clearly never spent $358 at the Lego store

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

is it culturally insensitive to ironically attend a Ginuwine concert? asking for a youth group

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

millennial success is finding the least dehumanizing job possible

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Handy guide to whether you are the target audience of the New York Times:

https://t.co/HTl39c8bct

[Max Keiser @maxkeiser]

Before #Bitcoin. After Bitcoin.

[Sam Escobar @myhairisblue]

What kind of sociopath leaves a voicemail

[Alex Trebek @vujadude]

i feel like glitter