dana

fuck around and find out on a cellular level

[dana @vuvp_]

and one single tweet was forged since

[dana @vuvp_]

2024 I'm coming alive again on social media

[dana @vuvp_]

I haven't posted on the gram since 2021, my last tweet was almost a year ago exactly, I share my memes on the book and go about my biz. Things are going how they're supposed to and I've been very at peace. Life with limited social media is nice, but I do miss the social.

[dana @vuvp_]

@Kemo_Sauve okay I'm trying again this year and I mean it

[dana @vuvp_]

2024 I'm coming alive again on social media

[dana @vuvp_]

I've stayed up all night watching fb reels that have me laughing so hard I'm crying and sweating so now I guess this is the start of my day

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

this is definitely my "get prettier and have fun" era

[dana @vuvp_]

there's a whole market for demeaning and bullying men on the internet but how do I get into it? providing my services for free just isn't cutting it

[dana @vuvp_]

nothing gives serial killer vibes quite like someone asking to hang out on the first tinder message

[dana @vuvp_]

the fact that I just bought a 36 pair shoe organizer on top of the 12 pair one I already have and still don't have enough room leads me to believe I might be the problem

[dana @vuvp_]

this week's hyperfixation is perfecting a roadman accent, going very well

[dana @vuvp_]

not all my *large* packages arriving the day after my surgery lmfaooo porch pirates about to have a field day

[dana @vuvp_]

I am so grateful for my dad. End tweet.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

He ate, sorry. Earth Wind & Fire ass outfit.

[dana @vuvp_]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 2 Mar 2012 (via @twi_age).

[dana @vuvp_]

About to go to the mall with Connor and a panda ✨ #piccoloapp

[dana @vuvp_]

well I got my Spotify wrapped, merry Christmas to all

[dizzy @rundizzy]

damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue

[dana @vuvp_]

I want an unseasonably large dog.

[dana @vuvp_]

"she's wearing a kid rock shirt, that's a very lesbian thing to do"