Candace C

this is where i write something about myself

[Candace C @vwchick80]

2023 Celebrity Death Watch list is complete. Some are repeaters who keep sneaking by Mister Reaper. May the odds be in their favor this year and God speed. #celebritydeathwatch #dontfearthereaper

[Candace C @vwchick80]

And the Pope makes 7. #celebritydeathwatch

[Carson Clark @carsonclark]

When I think of Kirstie Alley on Cheers, one scene I think about is this one where she kept a lit cigarette inside her mouth. #kirstiealley

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

People driving around the gym parking lot looking for a spot closer to the door are always gonna be unhealthy.

[Candace C @vwchick80]

Another marked off the list. 😕 #celebritydeathwatch

[Whisman @WhismanSucks]

Drunk man at the gate asked to get on the plane. The gate agent said “we board in a few minutes” he said “I’ll be at the bar getting a Prosecco, come get me when we board”. She stared at him while he walked away and said “that man’s gonna miss his flight”.

[Candace C @vwchick80]

I’m wrong Robert Durst died early in the year.

[Candace C @vwchick80]

Sorry it’s The Queen but…I have my first candidate for Celebrity Death Watch 2022. I cannot believe it took til September!! Geesh I gotta do better.

[Candace C @vwchick80]

An inmate just told me to have a nice weekend. I told him ‘You too’. In the past month I have asked one ‘Did you do anything exciting over the weekend?’ and told another ‘I feel like I a prisoner with no cell phone or internet’. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #correctionslife #inmateslife

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@sheadorama @WhismanSucks I named my old car Lola but ‘she was a showgirl’. 🙂

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@WhismanSucks @AngryBearsFDM @Jimmypisfunny @MurderSmall Aw reminds me of my grandparents. They loved circus peanuts. 🥺

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@WhismanSucks ‘In the base of my spine, sweet like a chicka cherry cola’. Out of context it just sounds odd. Ha! 🤣

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@jlbshead @bigpapachuck73 @Lizefb This drama is better than anything Dick Wolf could write!

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@joe86837493 I will. Thanks so much for the advice. 🙂

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@bigpapachuck73 Ha. Thanks my friend. 🥰

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@SmutTerry Wordle 414 6/6

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Really?!?! 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@jlbshead @bigpapachuck73 Hahahahahahaha!

[Candace C @vwchick80]

@joe86837493 What does ‘basic training’ consist of for a records analyst? I doubt it’s a lot of interaction with inmates so is the training the same as an officer?

[Candace C @vwchick80]

Anyone out there work in a #correctionalfacility but not a #corrections officer?