Average White Male

The algorithm hates me because I’m not good at this.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@b_co_co Reserved the reduced trim cyber truck when it went on sale at $59k

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@ChrisChichester @surfranchvibes E*Trade let me submit an order for my Roth

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@b_co_co I’ve been driving the same truck for 20 years and it’s time for a new one. Gotta drive something

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@surfranchvibes Damn son! Spill it!

I only ordered 250

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@_heritech @DisaffectedPod Who the fuck do you know that has a roof over their head, and doesn’t own any of the shit you mentioned by default?

“I can’t afford to cook at home because a pan and fork is too expensive, so instead I DoorDash every meal”

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@BoBbyPleWniaK On E*trade mine was forced as a limit. I requested 250 at tge $135. I’m assuming it won’t hit.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@jimstewartson Meanwhile anyone with $5 can bet on this IPO in the prediction markets.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@PhilWhittlesee @CarolinaLion2 Lmao. Bro if you just add another $7.72 (1lb beef) you can have 8 fucking burgers for $60

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@J_bean4 @spotted_model @SawyerMerritt My question here is this: I ordered 250 IPO shares this morning at the listed $135 price.

Does that order get fulfilled immediately on IPO day, or is that a limit order and I risk not getting it if it opens at $140?

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

I don’t understand why men who’ve never driven a truck out themselves like this

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Backing into a parking space only makes sense if you’re robbing a bank where that extra second or two you save in your getaway might count.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@BowTiedBroke Better than 1k 1acre lots though. Count your blessings

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@Buddhagem Actually a Farmer’s labor subsidizes the lifestyle of city dwellers. You have time to work a desk job in a high rise because someone else is producing your food.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@r_u_thinking It’s also the same crowd who doesn’t understand per capita as a concept.

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@GVMERGG @SouthsideSavior “That’s my biggest issue, I don’t understand what a common denominator is because I failed 3rd grade math”

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@J3w_destroyer @GVMERGG @SouthsideSavior 🤯omg, you mean you might have to use a freezer and or eat the same thing for dinner 3x in the same week

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@shagbark_hick A microcosm of the broader U.S. federal budget/tax/employment scenario

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@humbleblazer Unit cost big dawg

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@Shawan4Freedom I’m assuming this is like a coffee shop that offers free WiFi or something but I want more context

[Average White Male @w2chaser]

@Gfilche They need to both 1) start making money and 2) running out of a need for CAPEX deployment.

Both of those things will not be happening anytime soon