Willem Kollen

Some days you’re the bird, other days you’re the statue.

[World Lacrosse @WorldLacrosse]

A win over Finland in 2022 set the stage for @NederlandLax to emerge from the European qualifier a success.

Read more about its journey to #SanDiego2023: https://t.co/4p0NysbDf0

#WLMC

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

CIN 22 - 18 NE
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1075th unique final score in NFL history.

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Breaking news: unemployment on Alderaan is now at 0%

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Cruise control is truly one of the finer things in life

[Washed Up Lax Bros @wulb_official]

You're telling me Hawkins DIDN'T have a dripped out lacrosse team? I've heard #StrangerThings

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Chivalry isn’t dead, it’s on life support

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

The first two sips of a Coke are immaculate, the rest are revolting

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Sigmund Freud should’ve touched some more grass

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

What were shotgun weddings called before shotguns were invented?

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Always hyper, never focused

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

In honor of May 4th, here’s my favorite scene in all of Star Wars.

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

@realdealginger This is the hiccup integrity I aspire to elicit from my fellow citizens

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Who remembers the last time they got the hiccups?

[Lacrosse Playground @LaxPlayground]

We need a "Where are they now" documentary on that first Tenacious Turtles team

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

@abbyybbaabby I am going to need a date, time, and location to verify this claim.

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

“Sir I’m gonna have to see some ID”
*whips out passport*

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

There’s something about dark chocolate and coffee

[zopilote @MiloSilva_]

this mf really playing LEGO Star Wars in class

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

@elizabethisedgy He’s dead

[Willem Kollen @w_kollen]

Dune is an excellent book