flarn

hell yeah : don’t follow me : ME

[Zito @_Zeets]

It’s genuinely eye-opening to realize that a lot of conservatives cannot wrap their minds around helping others / standing up to the government due to morality and not because of money/profit. They can’t seem to wrap their minds around this, for Pretti and Minnesota as a whole.

[Morgan Godvin @MorganGodvin]

Schrödinger’s Second Amendment:

- Guns are a mandatory prerequisite for the government to respect your rights.

- Guns immediately invalidate your rights and the government can execute you on the spot if you have one.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

They rammed the car of a U.S. citizen teacher’s assistant in Chicago last October, then shot her five times. It was border patrol, same agency that murdered Pretti. Then they smeared and charged her with crimes she was the victim of. Same exact MO.

[spor @sporadica]

this is probably the funniest fucking tweet i’ve ever seen

cause bro is like “oh you’re mad my friends just executed someone in cold blood in the street?? well don’t you know how sad i was when you legalized gay marriage?!?!? 😢😢😠”

[Squarepusher Funnies @HardFunnyDaddy]

Good song choise

[DJ Branham 🗽 @DJBranham]

Stephen Miller makes a cameo in death of Stalin

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

Nah

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

I can’t stop thinking about this guy’s performance in the chair company

[Bonhoeffer's Child @bonhoefferchild]

How ICE talks to the public.

[riri @chainsawdollie]

the concept of a break up sounds horrifying wdym i told this person the most intimate details about myself n now we're never going to speak again

[brometh @bromethazine]

Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"I would kill a billion planets for my child" ok well thanks Muad'dib but no one's asking you to do that, they're asking you to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar for the 30th time today.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

We're making fun of it because it's hilariously performative.