Chris

[Sam Altman @sama]

today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here:

https://t.co/uWra8LKFMN

[dilemma @actuallyimthe]

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

[Louis @LSeffz]

Manu and Mainoo in midfield would be funny at the very least

[Nostos @NostosLit]

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

[The prime K @Kevoh273]

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

[Every nigga deserves @ENIGGADESERVES]

Never forget… you’re that nigga.

[Kenya Police Service @PoliceKE]

Did you know you don't always have to go to the cells for a minor traffic offense

​Under Section 116 of the Traffic Act, an officer has the legal power to issue you a Notice to Attend Court (NTAC) instead of arresting you or towing your car on the spot. This official document acts as a formal court summons, allowing you to drive away and continue your day safely.

​The condition is simple: you must present yourself to the designated traffic court at the exact date and time written on the slip. By law, this notice must be served to you within 14 days of the alleged offense.

​Just don't ignore it! Because it carries the weight of a court summons, skipping your date automatically triggers a warrant of arrest.

​ #RoadSafety #UtumishiKwaWote

[𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎🦄🇰🇪 @ohkabura]

Mala ingine tunaweka mala ingine hatuweki

[Emoayet @92isss]

tu dis a une fille que tu celebre pas ton anniv et c un jour comme un autre on dirait tu lui a dis t'es terroriste

[Dennis @kimaniii___]

I beg to differ, this is what Tao majioni get you😂😂

[Iman | ايمان @nana_alaouie]

In hell you are forced to watch Arsenal defend a one goal lead

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

"MORNING EVERYBODY its DJ envy, angela yee and charlemagne the god we are the breakfast club. We have a special guest in the building, Adolph Hitler"

[jacob juma @kabetes]

"Prayer Breakfast" to me is a ritual that is similar to devil worshipping. You can't mock God. I mean, do they pray to get energy to steal?

[MISH-iveve 🇰🇪 @MishBosslady__]

He no longer needs to go. He needs to die.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success."

[Praise @tufpraise]

the funniest thing about soulja boy doing everything first is the fact that there's somehow always proof too lmao 🤣

[𝓣𝓻𝓮𝓷𝔁 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝔃𝓸 @UTDTrenx]

young king .mov

[Telemachoz @meshmwandishi]

It doesn't matter if you’re;

🇸🇸 genocidal
🇸🇴gay and coping about it
🇺🇬fat
🇹🇿blissfully retarded
🇰🇪delusional & argumentative
🇧🇮kenyan 1
🇷🇼kenyan 2
🇨🇩all of the above

We're all Jumuiyans.