I use hyperbole & sarcasm to rewrite stupid tweets made by MAGA shills. Note: I rarely respond to the MAGA base who BLEAT back as you can't reason w sheep.
@elonmusk Elon Musk of Twitter said humor is officially against the 1st Amendment & a violation of Twitter's TOS under his reign of power. Don't bother trying to appeal. They will never read it away.
Remember, Conservatives can preach violence, but humor is against Twitter's TOS
@linakhanFTC @FTC Will you look into this please!
https://t.co/do28ycyqyw
How many others has Elon charged for services after he banned the user from accessing the service he just took money to provide a
AFTER preventing the user from using it?
How's that tongue twister?
@elonmusk
I thought you said humor wasn't dead on Twitter.
Why are you suspending parody accounts?
What happens when that account is paying for your service that you took away with no explanation or anything?
@RacquelRMorris suspended by Twitter.
@KariLake How many of the pedos featured in Mel Gibson's for-profit documentary did Mel turn over to the police after his discovery of these pedos?
Or did he wait and allow more kids to be victimized while completing his for-profit documentary?
@NickAdamsinUSA Nick Adams means
Donald Trump played golf so much we lost track of how often.
Do you know how I get out of bed before 9 am every morning? No sex!
Chicks are going to make me start kicking down their doors to really show them what real Alfalfa alpha males do to get women!
@The_Trump_Train Actually, you are wrong. They have already ruled that they are not hearing it. So I guess your train is derailed.
https://t.co/8pvXRAGcXg
You all really need to keep up with the current news.
From 11-20-22 4.59M followers to 2-27- 4.93M.
Somebody stop Donald Trump, he's on fire! Just smokin' the competition!
In 1 yr, Donald Trump has amassed less than 5M followers, so impressive! Inquiring minds want to know why all his Twitter bots didn't follow him to Truth?
@TraveloreReport@krassenstein@DebbieSueHallm1 @RonDeSantisFL @JuddLegum I wonder if these books are banned
Animal Farm
Make Room Make Room
Clockwork Orange
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Butter Battle Book
The Time Machine
His Dark Materials Series
Discworld
Neil Gaiman books
Fablehaven
What's the criteria?
@RonLebow Actually, it appears to be a fan page. I'm not sure if it started out as a mean girl group or if it was a clever way to get people to search them out on FB to join it.
@SIfill_ This is what southern teaching gets you. They tell you that slavery would've ended on its own at the invention of farm machinery w/o the need of a war. That there were good slave owners & bad ones. Many slaves didn't want to leave their owners because they loved their lives. Sick
@gtconway3d Do you know of any lawyer who could help me obtain the #TwitterFiles and #TikTokFiles that got one Acct suspended for 7 days and the other account permanently banned for posting this. If this request came from Congresswoman or anyone connected to her, I want to sue.
@dandersen9465@jimmykimmel @kweriousgeorge He won't. My main acct was recently suspended for 7 days for this image. It's never been about truth for Elon. It's been about money, popularity & acceptance. He saw how cult like the Repubs are, & the Dems are not. He saw the potential cult like profits of Repubs, esp for TBlue.
@AnnHendrickson1 Why is it some accounts get a suspended notice but others do not? Or is that kind of suspended mean banned? My main account got suspended for 7 days, but it just looks like I've gone MIA for 6+ days.