Public Servants

I put food on the table to put food on the table. Real time waiter tweets.

[Server_Life @TipOrGoHome]

I'm definitely the server on the left! 😎

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

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[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Guy from HS- you STILL work here?"
Me-you STILL eat here? #youregross #cholesterol #waitandhate

[David Acer @David_Acer]

Our waiter just correctly guessed I want my steak medium rare so I said well done and thus began our very own Who's On First routine.

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Some days I wonder what managers actually do!

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Bull" -W.C Fields #waitandhate #servercode

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

When parents try to get their kids to order and you're busy as sh*t! #waitandhate #justorderforthem

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Yup! @waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

What do you think? #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Get some manners people!!

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Nothing smells worse than the shoes of a server. #worsethanshit #worsethanpuke #fungusoncorns #callingDr.Scholls #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Why do I always get stuck closing with the over-dramatic server who cries all the time? #notagain #gonnabealongnight #waitandhate

[A Hustler @beer_slinger]

@waitandhate I cook for and serve to about 200 people a day. I know exactly what you mean.

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

The irony of this job is that I feed everyone despite always being starving and malnourished. #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

I can't wait to quit so I can use this uniform to clean my toilet. #ReduceReuseRecycle #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

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[Public Servants @waitandhate]

Once a customer pays n tips, they are officially dead to me. #getout #norefills #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

If you think that you can treat your server like shit, then maybe you should go and love yourself. #bieber #fuckyourself #waitandhate

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

@bitchywaiter avoid burning the place down

[Public Servants @waitandhate]

@eliza_bethan but isn't a drunk adult and a toddler the same thing?