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Just had to explain what “him” means to my sisters. I’m not crazy for thinking it’s insane they didn’t know right??

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@IWantAFutureToo @bluesourstraws @Young_Orthodox Hate to say it but this is a massive year from a reputation standpoint

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@toe__toe22 Guess they didn’t cc me on that email

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The fact that I have to scroll that time wheel to set an alarm is actually insane. Why can I not just type in the alarm time I want and press enter. It’s not because someone doesn’t know how to make that feature I will tell you that much

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Man, I’m in a really bad place rn.

(Not mentally, I’m just in Rhode Island)

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@toe__toe22 Hahaha I knew that would be questioned. Was trying to give a real life example

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Let’s put our heads together and think of a name to call your girl space friends. I’m done clarifying that the girl I am referencing is not my girlfriend. I feel like we have enough brains on this app to start something. Proposing: chirlfriends, gala, girlomie. Not loving them

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@jhunchohunchoj @toe__toe22 Is that a big no no? Probably should’ve assumed

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@toe__toe22 “Oh not up to much Grandma, just hanging with Maddie Ott”, “Who’s Maddie ott?” “One of my girlfriends”, “you have a girlfriend?” “No one of my chirlfriends”. You get back into that positive feedback loop quick

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After a couple minutes of thought I think I’m gonna start working chirls into conversations. If this becomes a thing I want all the credit

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@trucks_10 Curious to how you would have ranked these guys. Only issue I see is Lebrun getting a 97 cause he’s lebron

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You ever watch such a useful YouTube video that you willingly sit through the full 2 minute advertisement to do what you can to give back the the creator. Cause I haven’t but I just highly considered it

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@IWantAFutureToo @bluesourstraws “do you have Zelle?”

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https://t.co/y3n6K65sFS free Chick-fil-A thank me later

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@DeclanSoane Want the supply update

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You know those single hole punchers train attendants have to punch the ticket? Is there any other purpose for one of those? I swear I only see them in action on trains. (Ps. Making an educated guess that their job title is train attendant not sure tho)

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@takealapguy Really do hate this even though my take is probably hotter: Diet Root Beer

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Feeling pretty revolutionary right now. Was going through it at the ice cream shop not knowing what to get. Ended up getting a scoop of hard ice cream and having them put soft serve ON TOP. Why haven’t I ever thought to do this.

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@bluesourstraws Not mad at this take

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Just tried chive cream cheese. Totally plays