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professional pretzel toucher

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

If there’s any upside of today, hopefully some “Notorious RBG” murals get painted over

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

I wanna see Azealia Banks on Survivor

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

Elden ring more like nuva ring

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

KANSAS CITY WORLD CUP BABY

[John Haskell @DrPemby]

When you find out Yellowcard is a rock band with a VIOLINIST

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

ahh yes garçon I’ll have the chicken diaper full of bong water

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

sometimes I’ll hear a Green Day song and it’ll make me think “hell yeah 😎”

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

Yeah. Pretty funny.

[Manders @TimKalpakis]

Like if you’re beastly
RT if you’re hideous

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

Just brownpilled my toilet

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@erikajayne Piss!

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

@ShapenNetherly 🤣🤣👌💯

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

One of these days I’ll finally get high enough to watch Fiddler on the Roof, but not too high to fall asleep halfway through

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

Loving all the new flavors of paint

[wint @dril]

world governements are calling diarrhea the "shit of the future" as it is faster to poop out; causes less wear and tear on pipes & plumbing

[GOAL @goal]

Ten years ago today.

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

wonder what Danny Elfman’s bedroom playlist is like

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

thinking about getting a tattoo… maybe an anchor with the caption “I refuse to sink” under it. Lmk quick I already put down a $800 deposit

[wal-ker @walkerthepink]

My nine year old nephew named his starter Pokémon “Waifu” fuck yeah