Austin Ryan

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

Ladies love mustaches #ladiesman #mustachride http://t.co/9OoPFjJ6QA

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Oregon had to get rid of 7.8 million gallons of drinking water because a 21 year old peed in it.

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

@LG_Blount is a Steeler!! Bringing some smash mouth football back to the city of steel #scoducks #youcanthitthisblount

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

@Rufio8675309 the wheels on the Blount go round and round #bigboyback

[Retarded Mom @THERETARDEDM0M]

Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it’s all panic and screamin…

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

“@PensInsideScoop: #Pens haven't won in San Jose since Oct 22, 1997. Sid was 10 years old. 0-8-2 since. @emerritt18 #uhoh

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

@Ducks_Lacrosse are you guys going to be live tweeting updates?

[CNN Business @CNNBusiness]

Colorado stash: $184M in marijuana taxes. http://t.co/fuQJDCgtUF @AaronSmithCNN

[Steve Piff @Steve_Piff]

"@BFeldmanCBS: ex #Oregon TE/RB Colt Lyerla ready to show the NFL he's "changed" "@walllleeee sure he is

[NHL @NHL]

Olympic Men's Ice Hockey begins this Wednesday. Here are the rosters for each team: http://t.co/S5RJZfSP0w #Olympics

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

Officially going squatchin' again, cannot wait #gettingweirdatthegorge http://t.co/6osnuSkz44

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

“@D1LaxProblems: Kids, when you get to college, lacrosse is not fun. Only the games are fun. Everything else sucks.” @white_taylor

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

“@ESPN_NHL: Chicago blanks Ducks 2-0 in meeting of NHL's best http://t.co/Wi2JMQXEmN” @ryanterada yupppppp

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

“@D1LaxProblems: Kids, when you get to college, lacrosse is not fun. Only the games are fun. Everything else sucks.”
@ryan_orourke20 yup!!!

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

@SteezyOPP, someone is straight taking our design http://t.co/Qs6jUVYnT6

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

@KDub237

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: The fact that there are ugly hookers tells you all you need to know about free markets... and men.

[Austin Ryan @walllleeee]

That awkward moment when you find a naked meth head wandering around your work...