Sigur Rós Karaoke

Tell it to my heart / Tell me I’m the only one / Is this really love or just a game? ~John Denver

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

“Hey hey hey, Maman died today.”
~Fat Albert Camus

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

If you stay through the end credits of Oppenheimer then there’s a JibJab video :)

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Me explaining to the government why I can’t fight in WWIII

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

https://t.co/InweEHR6Rz

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

Ok I guess these aren’t mutually exclusive

[Naman @yourtwtbro]

Screenshot and see what next 6 months you got

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Ethicist | Is it OK to stamp the arm of school kids who are accruing lunch debt?

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

Your honor these allegations are

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

I was at the self-checkout at Safeway and decided to pay with cash. Why did I try to stick the five-dollar bill in the card slot of the card reader. An employee who just happened by asked me if I was ok. We had a good laugh, haha. Now I can’t go back to that Safeway anymore 😞

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

kendall roy confessing something incredibly vulnerable and of which he’s deeply ashamed & then walking it back when it gets brought up later by going “mmmm i was just riffing that’s a false memory?” he‘s just like me fr

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Happy Pride!

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

idk the only time a celebrity has ever been rude to me was Elijah Wood yelled at me that I throw baseballs like a wuss and my dad never taught me how to throw a baseball, but he was also in a dunk tank at the time and I think that changes the social contract a lot

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

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6. Mumford and Sons (pub wear)
7. Burglar in ADT commercial (self-explanatory)
8. Guy Ritchie movie extra (same as Mumford and Sons but with more vintage track suits)

[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

IN THE JOHN WICK UNIVERSE, WHICH STYLE OF GOON ARE YOU?

What’s your henchman aesthetic?

1. Mad Men (tailored suits and evening wear)
2. Athleisure (baseball cap, bomber jacket, sneakers)
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[Sigur Rós Karaoke @walt_baxter]

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3. Tacticool (plate carriers, elbow/knee pads, Oakleys)
4. The Ricky Gervais (black t-shirt and pants)
5. Roided-out nightclub bouncer (same as the Ricky Gervais but with growth hormones)
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[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

This was intentional, it's called Force Kick.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The Babylon Bee publicly firing people for not being polite enough to politicians is the first funny thing they’ve done