Dear, Squirrels
Do not be afraid, I will not hurt you! When you see me, you don't have to stop your squirrelly activities and you don't have to stay still frozen in fear. I just want to hang out with you, and if you would like, you can stay with me in my house
I’ve been alive for 20 years now and still haven’t met anyone that’s openly admitted to ever eating long John silvers. Who is keeping that place in business???