josh

made of memories

[josh @wanderberto]

hacer pasticho definitivamente es lo mío

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.

[josh @wanderberto]

that's what I'm talking about

[𝓘𝓵𝓵𝓪 @tinnsarchive]

Missionary so we can keep kissing.

[UHQ Post @UHQPost]

Léa Seydoux

[josh @wanderberto]

hit me but don’t leave me

[ella ❤︎ @liviecoer]

the face and hair... mama i'm obsessed

[Joe Cunningham @JoePCunningham]

Microsoft Outlook will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

[ITDUDE Fella @The_Real_ITDUDE]

🚨Microsoft was brought down by AI. They are rebuilding servers from scratch🚨

Anything you see on https://t.co/z0WjBkIA8I is pure BS. You won't see any mention of AI attack, because if they do, global market will crater 25% tomorrow. AI took them down, they are in CYA mode.

[josh @wanderberto]

@_johanlopez siento demasiada ansiedad

[5 @comeuptuff]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[josh @wanderberto]

@Royaso_ PayPal funciona

[josh @wanderberto]

todavía no pierdo el toque

[Lore-lay @FrauPelusa]

Este venezolano fue deportado a Venezuela por un error administrativo. Sus jefes en Leipzig contrataron a un abogado para demostrar que se trataba de un error. Ayer, finalmente, el muchacho regresó y lo recibieron con alegría en la estación de tren.🩵🇻🇪

[𝓛𝓾𝔃 𝓨𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓼 @luzpy_01]

Dice el Papa que nos casemos.

[josh @wanderberto]

@SafeThranduil fui ese

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

POTY 2026 (Photo of the Year)

[josh @wanderberto]

@MellamanGabito que sean dos invitaciones porfa

[josh @wanderberto]

ella ya ganó

[Pearl ४✪ @pearlofasgard]

being bilingual means forgetting a word in both languages mid-conv so I just stare at you

[Lil. S @sergiohernndz]

-Alguien: Hola, estás en tu casa?
* yo en mi casa *
- No.

[josh @wanderberto]

@axelh2o chequea guasap

[josh @wanderberto]

me corté el pelo y ya me siento sexy de nuevo