Arizona State Mime Inspector

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My 8yo daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

This is me at any restaurant where they put fresh grated Parmesan on your food and you have to tell them when to stop. #food #starwars #memes

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@40wattbulb They're just having so much damn fun. So infectious!

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Some say the death of Harambe moved us to a darker timeline. I think all the buzz about costumed weirdos playing complex instrumentals with microtonal instruments shows that the world just might be shifting out of The Bad Place. Yes, I'm talking about Angine de Poutrine. #music

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Me: (Chewing a mouthful of something tasty)
My body: You know, this would be a great time to sneeze ...

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@Zundfolge_ @MathiasDubbins The Parker HS is very cool (and I always wanted to try one).

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@MathiasDubbins My favorite by far is the old pointy, 6-inline Jackson/Charvel headstock. Still bitter that Charvels these days come with a Fender Strat HS unless you go custom. And seeing a non-pointy Jackson headstock doesn't sit well with me.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@UndercoverIndy FMIC already ruined Charvel and Jackson for me. Now they're throwing themselves off the cliff.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Jesus, @Fender. You never learn. You'll lose in court and you'll - more importantly - lose in the court of public goodwill. And you'll take your brands with you. At least have some decency and sell @JacksonGuitars and @CharvelGuitars if you're gonna do this.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

I played @CharvelGuitars for years - a Model 2 was my first guitar. Then, @Fender bought them and I decided to never again buy a Charvel or anything else owned by FMIC. I knew this sort of fuckery was coming. Support small businesses. #music #guitar https://t.co/eW7KJlaiFl

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@Newsweek "Numerous of their wrestlers?" Really?

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

I was considering getting a membership to @AnytimeFitness. Then I read this and thought ... NOPE: https://t.co/oTEDITT2wA

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

.@LovesTravelStop Any idea when that EV charging station at Cordes Junction in Arizona will open? It's been listed as "coming soon" on @plugshare for more than a year.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

If you think you're having a bad day, consider the projectionists who have to roll the Melania movie. #uspol #movies #entertainment

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@samantitheos I could watch this for hours. Damnnnnnn.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Shouldn't major #media outlets know the difference between a lectern and a podium? Just embarrassing. @NotPodium @NBCNews @AP "Man convicted for carrying Pelosi's podium during Capitol riot seeks Florida county office" #journalism https://t.co/3yiHbiUdAv

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@LordStache @ihavenotattoos 🤣

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@LordStache @ihavenotattoos I don't want my hog roasted

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

@lwtprophecy I'm wondering the same. Just heard the ICE ad today.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Well, I heard an ICE recruiting ad on @Spotify today. Time to do to them what I did to Pandora, Disney and Paramount+.

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Hey, @LovesTravelStop - what's the ETA on your EV charging station in Mayer, Arizona?

[Arizona State Mime Inspector @wandering_j]

Shout-out to the @DairyQueen crew on 28th Drive in Phoenix. They've been slammed by a team of 10yo soccer players that just won a tournament. Not easy to keep things moving with all of that craziness plus the regular stuff!