kui🥀💛🐾

Your vibe attracts your tribe🌸

[26 @Eryr_]

Alafu uskie mtu akikuuliza kwani lazima uonane na mabeste hao wako siku nne kila wiki. Ndio ni lazima.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Riggy g anashindwa kwani hawa walivuta bangi gani leo 😂

[Omobolanle, xo @Opemsssss]

Maybe you guys are not respectable

[Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Did Kibaki call any headteacher on a live TV show to confirm if free primary education was working?

[Lloyd Itu @Lloyd_Itu]

First generation to go to the grave without secrets

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

Hapa ata Riggy G anashangaa hawa 😂😂😂

[ACHALUGO✨ @JennipherUwa]

It's Saturday
I'm not pregnant
I'm not begging a man to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's son begging for love
Pampers is not a part of my monthly budget for now
Life's good. 🥂

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

Baby daddy’s girlfriend texted me at 7 AM and I just KNEW some mess was about to start. 😭😂 Whole time she was asking what time my daughter’s school program started because she wanted to come support her. Y’all… this woman showed up with flowers, took pictures, AND saved me a seat because I was running late. 😭 Meanwhile her daddy strolling in halfway through the program. 🙄😂 I looked at her like, “Girl, apparently WE had this baby.” At this point that’s not his girlfriend, that’s my assistant baby mama. 😂👏🏾

[kui🥀💛🐾 @wanguiloise2]

@DanSuperdan2 @kuwamocho_ Same😂😂😂

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

"Shughulika na sahani yako ya pilau wachana na sahani yangu ya githeri"

......Heha CEO 2026

[Muriuki K. @TheDapperBro]

I once side quested too hard and married one of them.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

instead of saying thank you, someone said: "May God ease things for you as you have eased things for me." and it hasn’t left me since then.

[Erastus Uso @UsoErastus]

I saw a video captioned
“And if he taught us to pray, he must have intended to answer” Phewww

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Nikama hatutalala😁😁

[ᵗⁱˢʰᵒᶻ 🇰🇪🇿🇦🇹🇿 @wamatisho]

Incoming First Lady hadi anajiinstall wig😍
Mungu utatuua na baraka

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

one thing I refuse to accept is people talking to me crazy. who r u talking to? figure it out. quickly. cus it can't be me.

[Britney @OwanghB]

I always thought I'd see Wabosha on Foi's line up
They fell out?

[. @mercy_datgurl]

I didn't realize how traumatic growing up with siblings was until I got around an only child. She was frying chicken and I stole one and started running off, she looked at me with so much confusion and said 'you don't have to run you can have some' like wf?????

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I like PDA, even when I'm shy, just touch me, but small small.🙈

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

some people enter your life to show you how your boundaries need to be stronger than your empathy and love.