Wank Sock

Wank Sock is the perfect gift for any wanker in your life.

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If you break your ankle, save the bother of going to hospital by simply using your new wank sock as a plaster cast. #lifehack

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Due to unprecedented demand from @Number10gov we've got some new products on the way for our Christmas stock

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@TonyMogan @iamrofe we've had a lot of practise, no pregnancies yet.

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@_GazK @leeranger1 @snsgroup *ahem*

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@tsohost thanks for migrating us over TSO :)

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Mile high wanker. http://t.co/Xmp2UPVeDS

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Happy Wank holiday Monday everyone, hope you all got your socks out ✊💦

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@TheShitSEO @syndk8 always alternate use between hands #wankingtips

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@lauren_kerr18 disgusted to find this man wanking in public, and without a sock too, we would like to help http://t.co/6OD02tusJJ

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Urgent appeal: Have you seen this wanker? http://t.co/6OD02tusJJ via @lauren_kerr18

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@lauren_kerr18 he could have at least used a sock!

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hey @McDonalds we read this article. You know where we are if you need us. http://t.co/BgBjWbnxwe

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Everyone got their sock ready for Wank holiday Monday? ✊💦

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@fart_robot we never tweeted that...

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@FlawTeacup @SawFitzer @swayzm8 Fitzer can you give us a wash again soon please.

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@tattedgymnerd we have customers from all over the world.

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@energy1989 @barnywink @Si2BadMice this isn't what they were designed for Danny.

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@Lou0506 @Willybollox40 is it ok if they are unused?