Samson Mwangi

Brain power is better than muscle power

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face.
Because they have to work for the money.

But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes.
Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is.
Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run.

This is the era of homeguards and real fighters.
No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout.

This too shall pass✌🏾
Also, yes, I said pieces of shit

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Edwin Sifuna blocks police from firing at protesters in Nairobi CBD

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

My lord kiburi nataka this year ni kama ya KTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣they are ungovernable aaah give that son of Moi what he drinks on our bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cz damn it...

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

kama ulienda maandamano ukaona venye young people were being killed,,,shot and teargassed mercilessly sidhani with your sane mind unaweza pea huyo mnyama Kura yako.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlRZfQ.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

[ramabulem @mphoramabule2]

This is the most accurate Vaseline advert 🤣 I've ever seen

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Ruto is imposing economic terrorism on the Kenyan people #RejectFuelPrices

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

In another sign of misplaced priorities, the Deputy President spends 8 Million Shillings in a day on helicopter services while Kenyans are dying because our hospitals lack equipment and medicine.

I stopped by at the Kericho referral hospital in solidarity with the doctors and nurses who work in extremely difficult conditions to save lives.

Let’s register to vote, end SHA and send this thieving regime to Kamiti.

#ChukuaKura #UkatibaCaravan

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Our people of Suguta, Samburu County have said enough is enough with insecurity.

They want a government that guarantees safety, stability, and protection of livelihoods.

This is what the #Ukatiba government by @UGMParty will deliver

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @CarolineThee]

Wakijaribu kuturn tribes zote against one or each other tunakataa. We're fighting bad governance not one another,alright cabrones

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

This moved me deeply.
On Easter weekend, a time of renewal and hope, you chose to wear our message on your chest, in front of thousands. That is not a small thing.

Kenya is watching. Kenya is waking up. And when artists of your integrity and voice stand with this movement, it tells our people that the demand for justice and honest leadership cuts across every stage, every generation.

Asante sana, @luhyaheat Captain Charisma. Keep making music that matters.

The movement is bigger than any one of us.

#UkatibaNdioTiba

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Fellow Kenyans, I need you to help me reset, rebuild and restore Kenya.

I have chosen to run a campaign that is funded by you, ordinary Kenyans.
I am appealing to you to make a donation to the campaign.

If my campaign is funded by donations from you, the everyday Kenyan, then it becomes OUR campaign. And I will be accountable to you, the everyday Kenyan.

You can donate any amount.

Simply log in to
https://t.co/Qnx8YlRZfQ.
Or go to Mpesa Paybill: 4164137
Account Number: 4164137

#TuSkume

[Dr Frajee™🐐 @DrFrajee254]

Spotted Along Ngong road🇰🇪
WE SHALL NEVER FORGET IS A MOVEMENT✊
#RutoMustGo

[Dr Frajee™🐐 @DrFrajee254]

Siku ni ya kuretwet leo mpaka ziende viral✊
We shall never forget 💔🇰🇪
#RutoMustGo

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Singing the national anthem over the flag-draped body of a young protester shot dead by Kenyan police outside parliament

[I am Chege @_James041]

They went ahead and sent a killer militia to kill innocent people including young Children. May we never forget . #RutoMustGo

[Wanjiku Reports @WanjikuReports]

Billions Lost to Corruption Under Ruto’s Presidency, Part 1.
#RutoMustGo

[CITIUS MAG @CitiusMag]

After a 2025 season in which 🇰🇪 Beatrice Chebet broke the 5000m world record at the Prefontaine Classic in Eugene and then completed another 5000m–10,000m gold medal double at the World Championships in Tokyo (mirroring her 2024 Olympic double), she was NOT named a finalist for World Athletics' Track Athlete of The Year Award.

400m World champion Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone and 400m hurdles World Champion Femke Bol were named finalists.